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The Return of Clint
First of all guys I would like to apologize for last week’s abbreviated type column. To be frankly honest I was excited to get working on this 100 Greatest Badasses of All Time list and didn’t have it...
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Wanna See Vern’s MAN-THING? Er, His Review, I Mean…
Hi, everyone. “Moriarty” here with some Rumblings From The Lab… Wait… Brett Leonard made a bad film? THAT’S UN-POSSIBLE!! Dear Harry-Thing, I happened to see this movie MAN-THING and I figured it was...
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Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer
FANTASTIC 4 2: RISE OF THE SILVER SURFER 1 Man, I don’t know how this works, but somehow just putting a silver guy in a movie brings me in. When FANTASTIC 4 PART 1 came out I had no interest, but when...
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Thor
technical note: I’m still pro-3D, but because THOR was 3D-ified after the fact instead of shot that way I sought out the “2D in select theaters” version. THOR (directed by Kenneth Branagh, no joke)...
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Captain America: The First Avenger
CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE FIRST AVENGER is the last of the Marvel Comics soda can labels before next year when all the separate labels will be united into one all-star label called THE AVENGERS (the comics...
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3 Dev Adam
So Captain America was in WWII in THE FIRST AVENGER, he’ll be revived in 2012 in THE AVENGERS, but what did he do in between? And specifically I’m talking about in the ’70s? If your answer is “he was...
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Red Sonja
Red Sonja (Brigitte Nielsen) is a warrior gal with red hair. Like all fantasy heroes her village was burned down and her parents were killed and she has to go on a journey where she will eventually...
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Ghost Rider Presents Spirit of Vengeance
Almost exactly 5 years ago when they released the first GHOST RIDER picture (directed by the writer of the GRUMPY OLD MEN pictures) I thought it looked so hilarious that I couldn’t help going to the...
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The Avengers
spoilerish As much as I enjoyed Uma Thurman and the teddy bear costumes in the original AVENGERS, this one is an improvement. It’s a fun super hero movie with lots of colorful super-characters like in...
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Howard the Duck
With THE AVENGERS still going around punching the shit out of every box office record stupid enough to make eye contact with it maybe it’s time to take a look at the other important Marvel Comics...
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Iron Man Three
(yes, the ‘Three’ is spelled out on the actual movie, so I consider that the official title) [by the way since the movie's been out a week or more in most countries this review is written in the spirit...
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The Wolverine
Remember Darren Aranofsky was gonna do this new Wolverine movie? He’d done THE WRESTLER and he was the original director on THE FIGHTER and then he named it THE WOLVERINE, but he had to drop out to...
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Summer Movie Flashback: Hulk
2003 I always loved Ang Lee’s HULK. It was a blockbuster nobody else would’ve made, the Hulk movie that takes time for the Hulk to sit in the desert staring at the moss on the rocks. The weird one....
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Summer Movie Flashback: The Amazing Spider-man
2012 THE AMAZING SPIDER-MAN, eh? More like THE YOU KNOW TO BE HONEST I KINDA LIKED THIS ONE SPIDER-MAN if you ask me. Over the years I’ve gained a rep as an anti-Nerdite, due to some of my challenging...
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Captain America Meets The Winter Soldier
Okay, bad news first: CAPTAIN AMERICA TOO is pretty much Marvel’s post-action movie. It has a good action movie type of plot: Captain America finds out his agency S.H.I.E.L.D. is compromised, has to go...
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Internet v. Goyer
She-Hulkgate, Day 3. As founder and president of the Motherfuckers Act Like They Forgot About BLADE Society, I feel compelled to weigh in on this mounting controversy. A few days ago David S. Goyer,...
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Guardians of the Galaxy
Peter “Star Lord” Quill (Chris Pratt, ZERO DARK THIRTY) is a wannabe legendary space outlaw, a good fighter with a cool breather mask and ship who takes gigs from unsavory characters retrieving rare...
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Disney’s Marvel’s Joss Whedon’s The Avengers in: The Age of Ultron: A Marvel...
THE AVENGERS PART 2 is probly the most comic bookiest comic book movie achieved by mankind so far, which is to say that most of the action scenes have like 15 different supermen and secret agents and...
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Dr. Strange
EXCLUSIVE: Vern’s review of Marvel’s first ever supernatural movie, DR. STRANGE !!!!!!!!!!!!!! (p.s. the 1978 tv movie) DR. STRANGE is the story of a supernatural battle going on in New York. The world...
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Deadpool
DEADPOOL is a smart-ass, hard-R super hero revenge movie for the 14 year old boy in every man, woman and child. The feature directing debut of FX artist Tim Miller (who designed the opening credits for...
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